Two and a Half Men

"Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups."

★7.4(3,598)2003 - 201512 Seasons

Comedy

A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.

Trailers

Episodes

23m

Pilot

9/22/2003★6.6

21m

Big Flappy Bastards

9/29/2003★7.2

21m

Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell

10/6/2003★7.3

21m

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap

10/13/2003★7.5

19m

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump

10/20/2003★7.3

21m

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?

10/27/2003★6.8

21m

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake

11/3/2003★7.6

19m

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful

11/10/2003★7.2

21m

Phase One, Complete

11/17/2003★6.8

21m

E10

Merry Thanksgiving

11/24/2003★7.1

20m

E11

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor

12/15/2003★6.9

21m

E12

Camel Filters and Pheromones

1/5/2004★7

20m

E13

Sarah Like Puny Alan

1/12/2004★6.7

21m

E14

I Can't Afford Hyenas

2/2/2004★6.8

21m

E15

Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick

2/9/2004★6.9

21m

E16

That Was Saliva, Alan

2/16/2004★7

20m

E17

Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats

2/23/2004★7.3

21m

E18

An Old Flame with a New Wick

3/1/2004★7.1

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

19m

E19

I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You

3/22/2004★7.2

21m

E20

Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark

4/19/2004★6.9

21m

E21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

5/3/2004★6.9

21m

E22

My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet

5/10/2004★6.7

21m

E23

Just Like Buffalo

5/17/2004★7.4

21m

E24

Can You Feel My Finger?

5/24/2004★7

Top Billed Cast

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Crew

Jim Patterson

Executive Producer

Oren Koules

Executive Producer

Mark Burg

Executive Producer

Chuck Lorre

Executive Producer

Episodes

23m